The Rent is Due: My Stray is Now a Billionaire

So, here's the deal: I’m the toughest landlord in New York, and I basically hustled my way into raising a tech god. Ten years ago, this scrawny kid got dumped by his bio-mom over some unpaid rent. I looked at him and said, "Work or starve." I made him fix sinks, do my ledgers, and hit the books like his life depended on it. Everyone thought I was crazy, until he built a tech empire.

Now, he’s ringing the bell at NASDAQ just to pay me back. I mean, c'mon—taking in a stray and getting a billionaire CEO? That's the ultimate ROI right there! "Listen up, kid—don't be late with next month's rent!"